Quick Jokes

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Posted 13 Apr 2018 - 09:42 AM #1
Some quick jokes that will make you laugh 
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Posted 13 Apr 2018 - 09:43 AM #2
What does pussies and the mafia have in common?

Just one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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Posted 13 Apr 2018 - 09:45 AM #3
What is the difference between your job and your wife?

After five years, your job will still suck.
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Posted 13 Apr 2018 - 09:46 AM #4
What do titties and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for children, but daddies end up playing with them.
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Posted 13 Apr 2018 - 09:50 AM #5
What is a 6.9?

Yet another good thing screwed up by a period.
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Posted 16 Apr 2018 - 01:45 AM #6
What does a cock and a Rubik's Cube have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder it gets.
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Posted 16 Apr 2018 - 01:48 AM #7
I went out dressed like a chicken last night.

And met a girl who was dressed like an egg.

One thing led to another and the almost impossable question was answered: it was the chicken.
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Posted 16 Apr 2018 - 01:48 AM #8
What is the difference between your dick and your bonus check?

Someone is always willing to blow your bonus.
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Posted 16 Apr 2018 - 01:50 AM #9
What's is the differance between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Posted 16 Apr 2018 - 01:51 AM #10
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it come from.
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Posted 16 Apr 2018 - 01:51 AM #11
What is the difference between a womans G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually search for a golf ball.