Short Adult Jokes

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Posted 20 Jul 2018 - 11:41 AM #1
Flaslight 

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of the dark woods. 
About 10 into to forplay, the guy finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" 
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Posted 20 Jul 2018 - 12:08 PM #2
Old Couple 

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, 
flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" 
The old man says "I'll have the soup." 
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Posted 20 Jul 2018 - 12:11 PM #3
Condoms

A guy nips to the store to buy some condoms. 
"Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks him
'No', the guy replies, 'she's not that ugly' 
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Posted 21 Jul 2018 - 07:10 AM #4
Handjob 

Three guys went to a ski lodge, but there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. 
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" 
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. 
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreampt I was skiing!" 


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